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| by Dave Michaels |
September 18, 2001
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| A little bird has just spoken and it seems adult film superstar, Jill Kelly, has already said good-bye to her new husband, Julian.
Damn! I don't think it has been much more than a year on that one. That might be a record.
Still waiting on the official word on this one, but it seems if a woman who claims "love" with Cindi Coxx a few years back and then ends up with a guy like Julian, this seemed like a Cruise/Kidman all over.
Again, I'm kidding folks. I don't know why those names keep popping up. Satire and jokes galore!
But... the big news story of the summer, that was squashed by all the major adult news services, (but picking up the fumble and running with it is yours truly) is all the MAJOR troubles over at the Wicked Pictures house.
It seems things started off bad when a studio director, while down under in Australia for a convention appearance for the company, ran into the local wildlife and got nipped.
Wicked contract director, Brad Armstrong, got bite by a kangaroo!
That's right, you heard me right. It makes no fucking sense, but word from within the Wicked camp said he got bite by a crazed marsupial.
I could end this story now and it could still go down in history as the weirdest story in porn for years to come. All I want to know is what the fuck was Brad doing with a kangaroo!!! But it just gets better.
Next the studio has major woes on one of its film sets. On the new feature
Euphoria, starring Wicked's new contract girl, Sydnee Steele, and also Inari Vachs & Asia Carrera, it seems trouble was abound. The video had a seven-day schedule, spread out over eleven days. Talk about pushing your people to
their very limits.
All of this caused a very stressed work environment and something out of a horror movie happened. A lighting grid falls from the ceiling onto the club set that was being filmed on. It was reported by Tod Hunter of AVN magazine that the grid, still secured on one side, smashes into the glass tables and scatters the chairs on the set. He stated, luckily, no one was on the set when it fell.
I say if there was, I'm sure not only OSHA would be investigating that one.
But porn starlet, Asia Carrera is quoted as saying on her website something a little different happened on set, "I was trapped in porno hell, especially when unexpected delays on Brad Armstrong's show kept me standing around all day in a wig, contact lenses, airbrushed makeup, and a suit of armor - in
100-degree weather!" She went on to say, "At one point a massive lighting rig tore loose from the studio ceiling on Brad's show, and a dozen huge professional movie lights came crashing down onto the set about 8 feet in front of me, with a deafening explosion of shattering glass and twisted metal everywhere! It's a miracle nobody was hurt, because I had just been shooting stills on that set not an hour before, and if we hadn't fallen behind on the shooting schedule, there would have been a whole orgy scene going on directly beneath that lighting rig. Everyone just kinda stood around in shock while waiting for the lighting crew to clear away the debris, reflecting on just how narrowly we'd all escaped a pretty horrible fate! (I swear, I thought my
time had come when I heard the squeal of metal tearing away from the ceiling, and all I did was scream when I saw the rig coming down right in front of me - there wasn't any time to run, and I was too frozen with terror anyway."
And to top it all off, it seems it is coming to an end for porn star Serenity
at Wicked Pictures. Looks like Wicked and her will be going their separate ways soon. In an upcoming interview with the starlet, she has A LOT to say about a certain director at the company who she feels, "Hates women on the sets." Stay tuned for that interview soon.
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